NO CTO
The People's Memecoin
Built by degenerates, for degenerates. NO CTO isn't your corporate, suit-and-tie crypto scam. We're the raw, unfiltered chaos of the streets—where the people call the shots, not some CTO in a glass office. This is a memecoin for the rebels, the misfits, and the ones who'd rather burn the system down than bow to it.
No CTO, No Rules
We don't answer to anyone. No central overlords, just pure community power.
Degenerate Vibes Only
Join the filthiest, most unhinged crew in crypto. Rats and a whole lotta dirt—our kind of party.
For the People
This isn't about profits for the elite. It's about sticking it to the man and laughing all the way to the moon.
Ape in Now!
Grab your $NOCTO tokens before the streets get too crowded. Let's make the suits cry.
The Degenerate Gallery
Meet the filthiest mascots in crypto. No suits, no ties, just pure degenerate energy.
No Chiefs, Just Degens
Our mascots embody the spirit of NO CTO - rebellious, unfiltered, and ready to take on the corporate world. These rats don't bow to anyone.
Whether they're lurking in dark alleys, drinking at the bar, or taking over the forest, our degens are spreading the word: the people are in charge now.
$NOCTO: Tokenomics (Trust Us, Bro)
Our tokenomics were designed by a drunk rat with a calculator and approved by a committee of sleep-deprived degens.
Total Supply: A Whole Bunch of $NOCTO
We made a ton of tokens because more is better, right? Our mathematician quit when we kept saying "just add more zeros" to every calculation.
Initial Burn: Some Tokens Got Torched
We burned a bunch of tokens because our founder accidentally set fire to his laptop during a 96-hour coding binge. We're calling it "strategic supply reduction" in the whitepaper.
Community Allocation: Most of the Tokens
The biggest chunk goes to you degenerates. Why? Because we're too lazy to manage it ourselves and "power to the people" sounds better than "we have no idea what we're doing."
Team Tokens: A Small Slice
We kept just enough to buy ramen for the next bull run. Locked until we forget the password, which might be tomorrow given our attention spans.
Marketing & Chaos Fund: Enough for Chaos
This will fund our sophisticated marketing strategy: paying random people to scream "$NOCTO" in public places and bribing influencers with energy drinks.
Liquidity Pool: The Leftovers
We're adding liquidity because someone in the Telegram told us we had to. We're pretty sure it means "money pool" and not "swimming pool," but we're still investigating.
No Tax, No Nonsense
We don't take a cut of your trades because we couldn't figure out how to code it. Our dev tried for 20 minutes before giving up and declaring "taxation is theft anyway."
* These tokenomics were created using a random number generator and a Magic 8-Ball. Any resemblance to a legitimate financial model is purely coincidental and frankly concerning.
The "Roadmap" (LOL)
We have no idea what we're doing, but here's our plan to take over the world anyway.
Phase 1: Escape the Sewers (Q2 2025)
- Launch $NOCTO on Ethereum because we're degens who like to burn money on gas fees.
- Convince at least 100 degens we're not (completely) a scam.
- Create memes so dank they get banned in at least 3 countries.
- Accidentally become a cult. Oops.
Phase 2: Infest the Streets (Q3 2025-ish)
- Get listed on an exchange that doesn't immediately hang up when we call.
- Convince a Z-list celebrity to tweet about us (preferably one who isn't in jail).
- Host a meme contest with a grand prize of 69,420 $NOCTO tokens (worth approximately $4.20).
- Accidentally burn the dev wallet keys because we were too drunk. Classic.
Phase 3: Hostile Takeover (When We Feel Like It)
- Launch the "Degenerate DAO" where voting power is determined by how many all-nighters you've pulled.
- Create a play-to-earn game where rats race through Wall Street (metaphorically, we can't afford lawyers).
- Get rejected by every major exchange and wear it as a badge of honor.
- Accidentally become worth more than DOGE because the crypto market makes no sense.
Phase 4: World Domination (The Heat Death of the Universe)
- Replace all world currencies with $NOCTO (we're coming for you, dollar).
- Host the first annual "NO CTO Con" in a sketchy warehouse that definitely passes fire code.
- Build a literal rocket to the moon because we take memes too literally.
- Retire as crypto legends and deny all responsibility for what we've created.
* This roadmap was written by a sleep-deprived degen after consuming nothing but energy drinks and ramen for 72 hours straight. Any resemblance to a legitimate business plan is purely coincidental.
Meet the Rat Pack
The faces of the revolution. These degens are taking over the streets and sticking it to the suits.
The Rebel
"No Chiefs, Just Degens" - This one-eyed rebel lurks in the misty forest, ready to cut through the corporate BS and lead the charge against the suits.
The Revolutionary
"Break the Chains, Stack the Gains!" - Standing high on the mountain, this freedom fighter is breaking the chains of financial oppression and leading degens to a brighter future.
The Street Boss
"We've Got the Streets!" - This rat rides through the desert on his motorcycle, claiming territory for the degens. The streets belong to the people now.
The Enforcer
"Degens Don't Kneel" - Sitting on his throne with an iron paw, this rat makes sure no one forgets who's really in charge. No suits, no CTOs, just pure degen power.
FAQ
Got questions? We've got answers. Straight-up, no BS.